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What does an Aardvark get when he gets thrown in the ocean?
Wet!
What does the Aardvark call his dog?
An Aard-Bark!
Who loves hamburgers, French fries and ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
What does an Aardvark keep in his aquarium?
An Aard-Shark!
What has 200 legs, 50 noses and makes a lot of noise?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks
What do you call an Aardvark that's just won a fight?
A well Aard-Vark
What do you call an aardvark that's just been thrown out of a pub?
A barred-vark
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