What does an Aardvark get when he gets thrown in the ocean?
Wet!

What does the Aardvark call his dog?
An Aard-Bark!

Who loves hamburgers, French fries and ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!

What does an Aardvark keep in his aquarium?
An Aard-Shark!

What has 200 legs, 50 noses and makes a lot of noise?
A herd of stampeding aardvarks

What do you call an Aardvark that's just won a fight?
A well Aard-Vark

What do you call an aardvark that's just been thrown out of a pub?
A barred-vark